Friday, March 30, 2012

Real Romance

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Real Romance

A "Hot New Releases in Contemporary Romance" Best Seller!
** Over 30,000 downloads in ten days.

Shy bookstore manager Marie McCloud spends each night between the
covers with a hot guy... The hunky hero from one of her romance
novels, that is. Having been cheated on, disparaged then ditched,
Marie turns to pure fiction to soothe her aching heart. What she
doesn't count on is finding real romance where she least expects it.

Ladies' man David Lake is always up for a physical challenge. An
intellectual one? He's not so sure. But when David meets pretty Marie,
he's ready to leap through some hoops to get the brainy brunette's
attention. With a little bit of research and a whole lot of reading,
David prepares to sweep Marie off her feet -- for the romance of a
lifetime.

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Friday, March 16, 2012

Dana The Dancing Dinosaur - A Funny Rhyming Children's Picture Book (A Funny Rhyming Story)

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Dana The Dancing Dinosaur - A Funny Rhyming Children's Picture Book (A Funny Rhyming Story)

Dana, The Dancing Dinosaur is a funny story about a female toddler dinosaur that loves to dance. Children, parents and teachers will be entertained by the things that Dana loves to do.

She is the sweetest dinosaur that will help babies, toddlers and preschooler enjoy learning to read.

Rhyming helps kids learn phonics through sound and word.

The illustrations brings this story to life and will motivate children and parents to read it again and again. This story introduces colors and numbers,too.

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Friday, March 2, 2012

Mungai and the Goa Constrictor

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Mungai and the Goa Constrictor

Set in a rainforest of an unspecified continent, Mungai and the Goa Constrictor is a tale littered with colourful and enjoyable characters, conspiracies and unlikely friendships between the species. Told through the eyes of animals the narrative explores the predatory world of deception and greed. The book carries an important missive: 'Beware of predators in the guise of friends'. It has been described as witty and fascinating and as a story for children and adults alike.
Mungai, the central character, is a jungle creature of indeterminate origin, who creates a cunning master plan allowing him to find ways of passing through life without too much cost to himself and as little effort as possible, and at the expense of others not as strong minded or as clever as he is.
He goes all out to achieve his objectives, regardless of the consequences, as he sets out to destroy the rainforest for personal gain.
On his travels Mungai encounters an equally ruthless and selfish creature, a boa constrictor called Goa, and together they go in search of innocents to use to implement their designs.
They subsequently meet, befriend and manage to convince all manner of creatures to join them in their venture with promises of great rewards in return for small labours. The creatures believe their efforts to be beneficial to the environment and look forward to the promised bounty. Before too long some notice their hard work continues but the rewards are not forthcoming and they begin to realise, with some input from the good outsiders they have teamed up with, the two legs, that what they are involved in is not good for anyone.
Dissatisfaction begins to burgeon and rebellion is on the cards.
Mungai finds out, all too late, that those he shamelessly inveigled into his plans are not as naive as he first thought and eventually the tables are turned.
The perpetrators become the victims as Operation Equinox is devised and executed.


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