Sunday, July 31, 2011

The Girl In The Coffee Shop

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The Girl In The Coffee Shop

Car chases, romantic interludes and breathtaking moments are not the norm for Gertrude, a single, chubby college student. But as she snacks on strawberry muffins, scones, and three Frappaccinos she watches a couple locking lips in a coffee shop.

As she studies them, her journalistic mind goes into overdrive. There is no circle of untanned skin where a wedding ring should be. They must be having an affair. Hoping to break her first "Cheaters-meets-TMZ" news story, she decides to follow them to a motel. And so begins an adventure she could never have imagined, and what she uncovers is the last thing she ever expected.

An excerpt from the romantic comedy, "The Path Home" is also included.

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Saturday, July 30, 2011

Friday, July 29, 2011

Thursday, July 28, 2011

For Sale: Old Manor House (free ghosts included)

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For Sale: Old Manor House (free ghosts included)

Gothic collides head-on with 21st century high tech in the isolated Cornish manor house hunkered on the cliffs above the restless sea, where the dead have their own plans for the living, as American paranormal investigator, Caitlin McLeod, is about to find out, when she accepts the assignment of 'debunking' a haunting at Mor Alys Manor.
Growing up with paranormal entities in all shapes, sizes and species in the Victorian mansion of her eccentric Aunt Penelope Trevelyan, who probably would have been burnt as a witch in another time, Caitlin had been told countless times that she was fated to travel to Cornwall "when the time is right" and find? Her aunt had said it would be love with a happy ending, but Caitlin had her doubts. So far, she hadn't found any man she was willing to spend more than a few hours with let alone a lifetime. But when she opens the letter from Thane Edmunds requesting her help, she feels a strange, intense pull that shoots a shiver of awareness through her entire being. Deep down, all the way to her toes, she knows the time was finally "right" and destiny had come banging on her door.
Caitlin's knack for ghost hunting had started in her college years, when she founded North East Paranormal Investigative Services, largely to protect her Goth friend and then roommate, Moira Smoot, from her own inept dabblings in the occult…something that had almost cost her more than her life. Since then, rules had been set up to help guard their safety in a setting, where anything could happen. Rules an excited Caitlin seems to forget, when she arrives in Cornwall ahead of her team and disregards NEPIS' first rule of ghost hunting…."never go in alone"… by driving out to the site for a quick look around before night fall. Expecting a caretaker, she is disappointed to find the dilapidated manor locked up tight and no one there, at least no one living, for she senses more than one pair of ghostly eyes witness her arrival.
Circling the outside, listening to the pound of the surf on the rocks below the cliffs, she finds the lock broken on the kitchen door and enters. Looking around the fast darkening, cavernous room, she notices that a cot had been set up in one corner and the swing door to the rest of the manor both padlocked and painted with a crudely drawn red cross. Knowing that can't be good…knowing she should get her keister out of there, but fast, and head back to the safety of the village, she finds herself battling an inexplicable compulsion to spend the night…and losing.
All alone in the dark, she begins to think she may have made a "horror"ble mistake, when she senses not only the usual ghosts and spirits that go 'bump in the night', but also the distant presence of Colin, the long dead fifth Earl of Eastwythe, now a restless incubus who plots to ensnare her in his delicious web of dark sexuality, since feeding his lust has been his sole antidote to an eternity he finds both "ducedly boring" and very lonely. But, listening to Caitlin moving about in the kitchen from his attic lair, he feels a twinge of conscience and decides to leave her "unmolested"…at least for the night. And so Caitlin, wrapping herself in the comforting memories of the past…cold…hungry…and more than a little scared, waits out the long, dark night unaware she has been given a short reprieve. One that Colin already regrets.
But when Thane Edmunds arrives in the morning, and hears Caitlin knocking out the hinge pins in his kitchen door in order to satisfy yet another compulsion to see the rest of the manor before she leaves for the village, the atmosphere heats up quickly in the old manor.
Confronting an angry Thane on the opposite side of the door, Caitlin manages to hold her own somewhat shaky ground, until the door falls inward and she finds herself just inches away from the most 'beautiful man' she has ever seen….a dark mix of fallen archangel and pirate…with a very disturbing way about him!

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Wednesday, July 27, 2011

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Thursday, July 21, 2011

The Lighter Side of Darkness: Nine Flash Stories

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The Lighter Side of Darkness: Nine Flash Stories

Nine brief, lighthearted horror stories.

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Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Locksmith (The Lost Demons)

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Locksmith (The Lost Demons)

Adelaide and Terin must fight a powerful enemy in order to save a city from total destruction.

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Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Monday, July 18, 2011

Crazy Girls (Kindle Single)

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Crazy Girls (Kindle Single)

A naive guy in his 20s has his innocence shattered by these terrifying, hilarious and crazy dates. Pills, drugs, alcohol, religious nuts, depression, cheating and the NYPD; comedian and writer Max Lance recounts his worst nights from the New York City dating scene.

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Sunday, July 17, 2011

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Friday, July 15, 2011

Thursday, July 14, 2011

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Tuesday, July 12, 2011

The Love You Crave (a Donovan Creed Novel)

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The Love You Crave (a Donovan Creed Novel)

In this eighth book of the series, former CIA assassin Donovan Creed finds himself at odds with mob-connected Tony Spumoni and practically everyone else he knows, including his boss Darwin, lover Gwen, daughter Kimberly, protégé Callie, co-worker Lou, physician Doc Howard, assorted board members, terrorists, and even a zoo full of angry monkeys!

Preliminary reviews: "I know this makes me appear insane, but all week I've burst into laughter at the most inappropriate times because of this book!" "I wanted to stop turning pages, but couldn't!" "Vintage Locke: lightning-fast dialogue, crazy situations, insane twists and turns, and general craziness!"

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Sunday, July 10, 2011

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Monday, July 4, 2011

The Billionaire Bum

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The Billionaire Bum

Billionaire businessman Jackson Hayes finds himself in a difficult situation one night after making a crazy bet with his brother and business partner. Can he survive one week living like he's homeless? What will he learn about life and love along the way? A romantic comedy that will warm your heart and open your eyes.

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Sunday, July 3, 2011

Norbert

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Norbert

Norbert, the fat old horse who lives in Farmer Finbar's field has a serious problem - His teeth are green! Unless this is quickly rectified, Delilah, the pretty pony who lives in the next paddock will surely never speak to him. But how can a horse clean its own teeth? With the help of Colin, the grumpy cuckoo who resides high up in the foliage of the sycamore tree, Norbert concocts a cunning a plan. But will he succeed in winning Delilah's heart? Or will it end in disaster?
A comic tale for ages 7+

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Saturday, July 2, 2011

Friday, July 1, 2011

Horror and Crap: 11 Short Works

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Horror and Crap: 11 Short Works

Stories that emphasize brevity, horror, and sometimes crap.

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