Tuesday, January 31, 2012

The Kissing Stars

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The Kissing Stars

New York Times bestselling author Geralyn Dawson takes readers deep in the heart of Texas to a small town where mysterious stars light the path to reconciliation for a pair of former lovers.

Fleeing a broken heart, Tess settles in Aurora Springs, Texas, a small town filled with eccentric dreamers who are attracted to the magical lights in the West Texas sky.  She may have overcome her failed marriage, if only she hadn't dragged that pig to the fair...

Railroad investigator Gabe Montana is intrigued by the secrets glistening in his runaway wife's eyes, and he doesn't resist the urge to follow her back to Aurora Springs where he discovers that extraordinary things happen in this frontier settlement. 

Here, a man haunted by tragedy might find redemption and a hurting woman might find healing...if they put the past behind them and allow The Kissing Stars to light their way home.

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Monday, January 30, 2012

The Enemy We Know (Letty Whittaker 12 Step Mystery)

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The Enemy We Know (Letty Whittaker 12 Step Mystery)

Psychotherapist Letty Whittaker, a professional secret keeper, has a secret of her own. When one of her clients slips free from an abusive boyfriend, Letty becomes the target of his violent rage. Wayne invades Letty's life, slithering his way past the barriers erected between her personal and professional lives, leaving gifts of dead rats, mutilated dolls, and freaky Shakespearian sonnets. Worst of all, Wayne uncovers Letty's deepest shame, infiltrating her AA group and threatening to expose her to the state licensing board.

And then--good news--Wayne is murdered. The bad news? The police suspect Letty. Worse yet, the sonnets and bloody souvenirs keep coming. Someone else has been watching Letty. Someone eager to drop bodies at her feet like a cat offering dead mole trophies to his mistress.

Someone willing to kill again.

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Thursday, January 26, 2012

Beautiful Mess

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Beautiful Mess

Warning: contains pet rats, hot YouTube celebrity roommates, and one spurned girlfriend about to get even...

Working in a wedding cake shop sucks when you've just been dumped.

Bailey Frost has a recipe for disaster: one cheating ex, one big glass of liquor, and three well-meaning male friends who think her lack of a sex life is funny. Before she knows it, she's confessed that she's never had an orgasm with a man.

Now Bailey has to navigate sappy couples at work, while her friends are hell-bent on helping her get revenge on evil Craig...by dressing up as werewolves, on YouTube.

And one of those friends-- the tall, shy-but-gorgeous Linc--might just want to help Bailey with that other little problem...

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Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Inside the Giant Machine: Confessions of a Former Amazon.com Technologist

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Inside the Giant Machine: Confessions of a Former Amazon.com Technologist

The free download promotion is over. Because many people did not see the promotion notices in time, we are offering this eBook for $0.99 for 24 hrs - price will revert to $9.99 in 24 hours.

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Behind Amazon's quirky smile logo lurks a cold and calculating giant machine. Author Kalpanik S. reveals his own smile as he tells the somewhat quirky story of his complex and hilarious relationship with Amazon. From the sophisticated wit in his portrayal of the courtship period in "How To Get Hired By Amazon In Ten Days", to the dark humor of the disillusionment period in "The Cold, Calculating Machine", Kalpanik's story is more than just an insider's view of the giant machine known as Amazon.com. It's a modern, universal story of the uneasy relationship between an individual and today's gargantuan corporations. In the end, it is also a story of redemption for creative and free thinking individuals that define America.

This edition of the book was revised in Jan. 2011, & a new chapter was added on the Amazon Warehouse scandal. In 2011, Morning call, a newspaper in Pennsylvania published a lengthy expose on the horrendous work conditions at Amazon's warehouse in the region. That report is covered with author's unique perspective based on his prior work experience at Amazon.

ACCLAIM FOR THE BOOK

. . . . not only does the author makes us feel the vitality of the Hi-Tech worlds of California & Seattle but his very emotional experiences as an immigrant, as father and a former executive relocating to another city & take a first level management position.

I love his leaps of imagination, and the words which hook us in, make us think this is our story.

For example, here is what it means to yearn for acceptance:
"I looked at Seattle's glistening skyline on one side and its beautiful waterfront on the other and asked it the same questions I had asked San Francisco sixteen years ago: will it accept me? Or will its people treat me as someone different, not one of them? And will I accept it, call it my home? "

Overall, a hip, funny and yet very poignant story!

.... .....John Lehman, author

CONFESSIONS OF THE AUTHOR

I must confess that English is my 3rd language. Even though this book was edited by 3 professional English editors, it is obvious, even to me, that this book is written by a Foreign-born author.

Foreign-born or not, I believe I have converted a dull topic-the transformation of Amazon from a retail website to a marketplace-into an interesting and lively story.

This is more of a little book than a big one. Being a technologist, I am trained to be concise. The printed version of this edition is 221 pages. This may be too little for a few readers, too much for others, and just right for the rest. So, If you are looking for a 1,000-page treatise on Amazon that can be used as an example of perfect grammar in the High school English grammar class, then this book may not be the right book for you. There are several other books on Amazon with perfect grammar, which are also perfectly boring!

Oh, and this is not THE Amazon Story, just AN Amazon Story. Only 1 Amazon Employee can write THE Amazon Story - Jeff Bezos, and he is busy doing other things.

This book evolved from a blog which I shared with friends as I interviewed & joined Amazon, moved to Seattle, and then "exited". While 60% of the material was added afterwards, the core of this book remains the original blog entries and still has that feel.

A book about Amazon can be pretty dry, so I have tried to add some humor. In my attempt to make this book funny, a few facts may have been stretched. In that regard, I quote this passage from 21 Dog Years: Doing Time @ Amazon.com, written by Mike Daisey, a fellow Amazon alumnus-turned author:

"Some facts were injured in the telling of this story.

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Monday, January 23, 2012

You've Got Murder

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You've Got Murder

Murder follows the Shady Ladies mystery authors everywhere they go…

Six mystery writers who exchange emails, instant messages and texts discussing plotlines, sex and murder for their books, get a dose of non-fiction when one of their own is suspected of doing in a wife-beating killer.

The heat cranks up when another member's crooked literary agent is killed, and their newest member's husband is looking more and more like a serial killer.

Flesh-eating pigs, New York skyscrapers, quadruplets, a feisty grandma, a husband on Viagra and a sexy Italian detective are just part of the mix as the Shady Ladies plot like their lives depend on it… Because it does...

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Sunday, January 22, 2012

My Little Pet Dragon (A fun picture book for children 3-6!)

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My Little Pet Dragon (A fun picture book for children 3-6!)

Find out why My Little Pet Dragon is the #1 Free Children's E-book on Amazon! (01/20/2012)

"My Little Pet Dragon is a cute, funny, picture eBook that is sure to delight your little ones..." --Kimba the Caffeinated Book Reviewer

"If you are looking for a cute read for your young child then this is a book worth purchasing. The pictures in this book are so vivid and entertaining. The story is sure to generate a few giggles too. My three year old wanted me to read it over and over again. I absolutely loved it! I would definitely recommend purchasing this book." --Allison Fees, Bee's Knees Book Reviews

DESCRIPTION

A picture book that can only be described as fun and adorable, My Little Pet Dragon features over 30 pages of incredible computer-generated artwork.

Find out what happens when the young reader gets a pet dragon for Christmas!

A bedtime story for children 3-6 that is sure to delight (even adults will find plenty to smile about)!

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Saturday, January 21, 2012

The Book of F*cking Hilarious Internet Memes

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The Book of F*cking Hilarious Internet Memes

WHAT THE HECK IS AN INTERNET MEME?

Meme (pronounced meem): An idea, belief or element of social behavior spread that is transmitted from one person or group of people to another.

This word was coined in the '70s by Richard Dawkins, the atheist godman worshipped by neckbeards everywhere.

Simply put, Internet memes are memes that spread on the Internet through social networking sites, blogs, email, news sources, and so on. In the real world they're called "ideas," but pseudo-intellectuals prefer "memes."

WHERE DO INTERNET MEMES COME FROM?

Amongst all the stupid crap on the Internet are hilarious gems of wit and wisdom. Most of the best memes start as images shared on the Web and, by some great misfortune, they find their way into the lecherous hands of drunken basement trolls who mutate these images into the hilarious, the lame, and sometimes the downright bizarre.

WHAT IS THIS BOOK?

This book will take you on bizarre journey through the bilges of the Internet and introduce you to 23 of its funniest and most popular memes, complete with a sh*tload of images that might just make you wet your panties.

On this journey you will share lulz with unsavory characters like...

Foul Bachelor Frog

Socially Awkward Penguin

Paranoid Parrot

Courage Wolf

Advice God

Joseph Ducreux

Hipster Kitty

Inglip

Successful Black Man

Forever Alone

Bill O'Reilly

And more...

Scroll up and click the "Buy" button now to laugh your a** off at the twisted hive mind of the Internet underworld...

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Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Opal Fire (A Stacy Justice Mystery)

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Opal Fire (A Stacy Justice Mystery)

This is book one of the Stacy Justice mystery series--laugh out loud crime fiction with a paranormal twist.

Stacy Justice did not expect to be set on fire that night, but being raised by witches prepares one for life's little surprises. When her cousin is accused of arson, Stacy is determined to clear her family name--until something cryptic is discovered in the rubble that changes everything. Now, someone wants her dead and she finds herself dodging angry motorists, exploding chickens and a very creepy man lurking in the shadows. As she begins to dig up the past, Stacy learns that even those closest to her have something to hide--and she's about to discover a destiny she never imagined. Suddenly, she finds herself running from a killer that will stop at nothing to keep a secret.
 
  • If you would like to be notified of new release dates in this series, contact me at barbraannino.com
OPAL FIRE, Stacy Justice Book One.   How far would you go to keep a secret?
BLOODSTONE, Stacy Justice Book Two.   What if your whole life was a lie?

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Thursday, January 12, 2012

The Desperate Dad's Guide to Getting Some

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The Desperate Dad's Guide to Getting Some

At first glance, you may think this book is mostly about sex. It isn't. It's about all of the crazy things that happen between men and women. Whether you love a man, live with a man or actually are a man, you'll recognize someone you know in these hilariously true stories from award-winning writer and syndicated humor columnist Jackie Papandrew.

Starting with the title story―where Jackie offers timely tips for every man who still doesn’t understand the connection between choreplay and foreplay―to the final tummy-tickling tale about a love story made possible by a couple of wandering pigs, this book should come with a free package of Depends. You might just wet your pants reading it. Other stories include:

High-Maintenance Woman
Did I Shave My Legs For This?
A Man’s Job
Soapy Situation
Pin Something On This Donkey

and many more…

For any woman who feels alone with her ‘Did he just do that?’ thoughts or any man who wants to understand the fairer sex a little better, this quick read is just the ticket. And for anyone who loves to laugh, it’s a real treat.

For even more laughs, check out FunnyJackie.com.

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Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Dragonsaurus (Fun Dinosaur Children's Picture Book Perfect for Bedtime & Young Readers)

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Dragonsaurus (Fun Dinosaur Children's Picture Book Perfect for Bedtime & Young Readers)

If your child loves books by Mo Willems, Laura Numeroff, P.D. Eastman, Eric Carle, and Sandra Boynton, your child will fall in love with "Dragonsaurus."

Emerald is a Dragonsaurus, she is half dragon and half Tyrannosaurus. Follow her on her exciting journey to find her parents in the mountains under the great golden oak tree. This story ends with a great lesson about the love between a parent and a child.

This picture book is perfect for children in preschool who are just learning to read, as well as early elementary school kids who are mastering new vocabulary. The adorable and funny story encourages reading, drawing, and critical thinking skills.

Age Range: Preschool to Early Elementary Readers (2 years old - 7 years old)

-Great story to read over and over and again
-Beautifully illustrated with vibrant color pictures that your child will enjoy viewing
-Fun story that keeps your child interested

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Sunday, January 8, 2012

Buck Fever (Blanco County Mysteries)

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Buck Fever (Blanco County Mysteries)

Blanco County, Texas: It's the week before deer hunting season, as close to a statewide holiday as you get in Texas, and the locals are getting restless. Game Warden John Marlin has his hands full with poaching complaints coming in faster than he can write out-of-season tickets. Then a call of a different sort comes in. A man dressed up in some sort of deer costume has been shot at the Circle S ranch, and witnesses are reporting a massive wild-eyed buck prancing about the pasture in a lovesick frenzy. Marlin's seen a lot in his years, but this is wilder than he could have imagined: the man in the deer suit is a good friend, and the whacked-out whitetail isn't exactly a stranger either. It's the beginning of a mad, frantic weekend in Blanco County, one that will see a few more men shot, an invasion by Colombians with more than hunting on their minds, and damn near the end of Marlin's life. Ben Rehder serves it all up with a huge helping of humor in this debut comic mystery that will firmly establish him as the funniest crime writer in Texas.

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Saturday, January 7, 2012

The Mancode: Exposed

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The Mancode: Exposed

I'm over 40. I don't have a blankie. I have vodka. 
Praise for The Mancode: Exposed -- already #1 Kindle bestseller! 
5 out of 5 star reviews...
I absolutely just love the work of Rachel Thompson. Not only is she an amazing person, her writing is witty, humorous, and OMG Brilliant! Where the heck does she come up with this stuff? 
~BK Walker, bkwalkerbooks.com
As a long time warrior in the Battle of the Sexes, I would have won a lot more skirmishes had I had a copy of The Mancode in my saddle. Reaching back toward my shotgun, I would have found this book instead. Instead of shooting the man, I could have said, "Stop acting like a man!" Get smart: Buy the Mancode and stop wasting bullets.
~Beth Wareham, author Power of No
THE BOOK
Is it possible to truly expose men? Thompson explores controversial questions like: 
  • Can we outrun our DNA?
  • Will we women always be slaves to our talkative nature (apres sex)?
  • Will men never be free of the chains of emotional withholding?
  • Can we transfer man's paper towel changing abilities from garage to kitchen? 
It's about all the levels in which we communicate...viewed through Thompson's looking glass of humor and deconstructed with her special brand of snark. 
Women see a man scratching his stuff and want to run away. Quickly. Men see a woman rearranging her breasts, he's mesmerized. Imagine that. 
I have this theory, based on too many martinis one night, that women speak in circles and men speak in...points. #thinkaboutit
MORE PRAISE...
Finally! A woman who gets what I'm going through every day, from that whole spitting thing to my deep abiding love for chocolate. Well done!
~Amber Scott, author of #1 Kindle bestsellers IRISH MOON, FIERCE DAWN, & WANTED
'Mancode: Exposed' is a scathingly funny, rapid fire and heartfelt look at guys. Author Rachel Thompson delivers a satirical piece that invokes strong shoes of Penny Marshall and Seth McFarlane. 
~Casey Ryan, Host & Creator, Cutting Room Floor 
***Can't get enough of Rachel's snarky humor? Purchase A Walk In The Snark, her #1 bestselling humorous and at times, poignant collection of essays which hit #1 on the Kindle Motherhood list last fall and is now officially a Motherhood #1 mainstay! 
***Want to learn more about self-publishing, eBooks, and social media? Pick up Dollars & Sense: The Definitive Guide to Self-Publishing Success, cowritten by Rachel Thompson, Carolyn McCray, and Amber Scott! 
***Want to learn about Rachel's experience with self-publishing? Check out Our Indie Experience (An Indie Book Collecctive Anthology), released November 2011. The good, the bad, and the searingly honest. Rachel's tip: hire an editor, proofreader, formatter, graphic artist. 

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Friday, January 6, 2012

Dance of the Winnebagos (Jackrabbit Junction Mystery Series)

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Dance of the Winnebagos (Jackrabbit Junction Mystery Series)

For a limited time, Dance of the Winnebagos, will be only 99 CENTS! Get this fun mystery with flaire, before it goes back up to its regular price of $3.99!

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Dance of the Winnebagos -- A novel from the Multiple National Award-winning Author of the Deadwood Mystery Series!

"Ann Charles delivers laugh-out-loud dialogue, unforgettable characters, and pulse-pounding suspense."
~Vicki Lewis Thompson, New York Times Bestselling Author


***You'll laugh. You'll cringe. You'll want even more!***

When Claire's grandfather and his army buddies converge in the Arizona desert to find new wives, it's her thankless job to keep them out of trouble with the opposite sex. But when she finds a human leg bone and partners with a reluctant geotechnician to dig up secrets from the past, trouble finds her. If she doesn't stop digging, she could end up dead.

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"Don't pick up one of Ann Charles' mystery romances if you have other pressing engagements. Ms. Charles writes with an engaging style that is demonstrably impossible to set down. The latest example of this attack on your busy schedule is Dance of the Winnebagos. Spunky heroine Claire Morgan digs up a tangled mess of treasure, murder and just maybe the love of her life while supposedly on a mercy mission to babysit her randy old grandpa. Quirky characters, plenty of menace and skullduggery in abandoned old mines and loads of good, clean sex hustles this story briskly on its way. Four stars and a passel of happy hoots for Dance of the Winnebagos."
~John Klawitter, author of the prize-winning Hollywood Havoc action thriller novels

"Ann Charles crafts another hilarious romp of a mystery with quirky characters and laugh-out-loud dialogue."
~Amber Scott, author of Soul Search and Fierce Dawn

"Hang on to your hats, Deadwood fans, because you're gonna love the Jackrabbit Junction series, too! If you love mystery with a little romance and a lot of humor, you're in for a wild ride with Dance of the Winnebagos."
~Jacquie Rogers, author of Much Ado About Marshals

"The quips come fast and furious and the plot twists with more alacrity than a jackrabbit on the run from a coyote in this fast-paced humorous mystery/thriller/romance. Ann Charles proves once again she has the ability to drive us to turn the page in order to find out what's in store for her cast of lovable, and sometimes crotchety, cast of characters."
~Susan Schreyer, author of Death By A Dark Horse


Dance of the Winnebagos Cover Art by C.S. Kunkle; Cover Design by Mona Weiss; Editing by Mimi Munk (grammarchick.com)

Want more mystery, laughs, and suspense? Check out Ann Charles' Deadwood Mystery series:
Nearly Departed in Deadwood (book 1)
Optical Delusions in Deadwood (book 2)

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Thursday, January 5, 2012

Loose Ends - A Mary O'Reilly Paranormal Mystery (Book 1)

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Loose Ends - A Mary O'Reilly Paranormal Mystery (Book 1)

Dying is what changed Mary O’Reilly’s life. Well, actually, coming back from the dead and having the ability to communicate with ghosts is really what did it.
Now, a private investigator in rural Freeport, Illinois, Mary’s trying to learn how to incorporate her experience as a Chicago cop and new-found talent into a real job. Her challenge is to solve the mysteries, get real evidence (a ghost’s word just doesn’t hold up in court), and be sure the folks in town, especially the handsome new police chief, doesn’t think she’s nuts.
Twenty-four years ago, a young woman drowned in the swimming pool of a newly elected State Senator. It was ruled an accident. But now, as the Senator prepares to move on to higher positions, the ghost of the woman is appearing to the Senator’s wife.
Mary is hired to discover the truth behind the death. She unearths a connection between the murder and the disappearance of five little girls whose cases, twenty-four years later, are still all unsolved. As she digs further she becomes the next target for serial killers’ quest to tie up all his loose ends.

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